SOOO as many of you know… i was not planning on blogging on this… ever. however, after loots of nudging from some certain people, ive decided to give this a shot.
**In response to the post “The Stages” from http://justincheng.tumblr.com/
Topic of Interest: relationship stages
Heyhayyy. so im not sure if this is actually going to be fun for the viewers, but i guess some people think that talking about relationships is something everyone WOULD want to talk about. just thinking about it confuses me more and more. haha jk. do i have a theory about relationships? um… ehh…not really? ive only been in one… that im still in. so other than what ive experienced over this past year and a couple months… all i know is what ive heard and observed from others. am i right about this stuff?? i don’t even know… and i am not confident enough to say that i have hit it right on the dot…
warning: im not sure exactly how long (or short) this will be…
Stage 1: The “Pretty Much the Whole World Knows” Stage- guys, puhleeease. don’t flatter yourself. girls KNOW you’re chasing…unless they’re completely obliv. who do you think we are? you think we may not know, but deep inside we are laughing to see what you do next…if anything…to see if you’re worthy of us. you think what you’re doing is so discrete and secretive and you think you’re such a SLY GUY, but com’on.. not only do we know, but our friends are always talking about it. but please don’t stop boys! its soo entertaining :) and cute…but only if we’re actually interested. if not…sars (sorry), try again?
Stage 2: The Awks- can this section BE any more fun to talk about?! although most people feel uneasy and are uncomfortable during awk moments… i just cant help but love it. its just a great story to laugh about later! this is the stage where the feelings are spilled. the girls just wants the guy to man up and INITIATE and talk. are you just going to tell me to come meet you here… and we’re going to sit in silence as we eat ice cream? can you just grow some and tell me your feelings> take a deep breathe, stop sweating… you can do this… cuz im waiting. (20 minutes pass….) FINALLY. wasn’t too hard was it?! hopefully we feel the same way, but if not… sars! hopefully we sent you away gently. if not, don’t worry… i wont look at you as you do your walk of shame. but the next time i see you… can we not be supes awks? just want to be friends…. maybs.
Stage 3: The Cheesy Stage- i know you can’t stop thinking about the girl… its so easy. you just do whatevs we want cuz you’re just so infatuated. but puhlease. will you stop being so CLINGS?! its getting harder and harder to breatttthe. you think you can do nothing wrong…HA. you think you’re just the most perfect gentleman, don’t chaa? You’re not Patrick Demps, aiiight?! Okay FINE. I may think you’re cute and funny… but are you expecting me to laugh at EVERYTHING you say!? And um, we know we’re beautiful… but keep the compliments coming…we don’t need it, but we LOVE it anyways! :)
Stage 4: Stop Doubting. Im the One.- um… why are you doubting? You’re wasting your time and effort. Just stop questioning…cuz deep down, you and i both know that im the one. Do you really think you can find someone better than me? Good luck with that buddy. If you feel like you can’t take this anymore, then fine…. give up. But you’ll come crawling back to me. I’ve heard all your jokes, so you got anything else? I know who you are. Can we just be reaaaal?! Let’s just be truthful…bona fide, if you will. Stop wondering, I am worth it and you know it.
The rest is history.
In general, this is how girls feel and what they’re thinking. So stop talking about us like you know. Hope you enjoyed it.
Drift through the flims (flimsy). Solitude.
ps. You guys need to CHILLLL. Im just kidding. Please don’t take this too seriously. I’m sure you’re a great guy and im sure you don’t need these tips. :)